Reason #1,275,845,993 That I Love My Husband:
I got a pretty bad papercut today. No big deal, but it wouldn't stop bleeding. I thought it was funny (in ridiculous sort of way) that the only band-aids we have in the house are Spongebob Squarepants. So I said to him, "Hey Honey, I cut my finger and I had to use a Spongebob band-aid."
Without missing a beat Jason said, "COOL, now you can glow in the dark."