The Model of Adult Maturity...

Actual conversation that just transpired...


Brodie (crying): Clara (neighbor, 5 years old) told me I can't play ninja the way I want to.

Me: Brodie, I have told you a million times. Clara isn't the boss and you can play however you want to.

Brodie: But, MOOOOOM. She just keeps yelling at me.

*I escort Brodie outside*

Brodie (to Clara): My mom said I can play ninja how I want.

Clara: Nu uh...ninjas aren't real.

Me (to Clara): Who died and made you boss??



OK seriously....I had nothing better to come back with than that???